-OLD STOOFS-


Heheheheheheeeeeeehhhhhhhh...

I was tagged by both and back in like, April. Ha! So I am gonna do it now cuz I be bored.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ben
2. Bunny (only my mom can call me that, unless you wanna get raped, son!)
3. Dr. Phil

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. bonerhole
2. MtHeDiD
3. -

I only go by those two names.

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Ate chips
2. Listened to music
3. Farted

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My strong sense of loyalty.
2. I have the physical endurance of an ox.
3. I have a strong sense of duty and honor. Even though it can be a real hindrance and cause me a lot of self imposed grief, overall, it's a definite positive in my eyes.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Next to no self worth.
2. I freak out rather easily, as some of you already know. Heh...
3. Friggin' lazy as hell. No real ambitions anymore...

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Sperm
2. Ovum
3. Sexual relations.

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Incapacitation/Withering/Paralysis.
2. Losing the rest of my mind.
3. Being forgotten/Abandoned.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Family Guy shirt.
2. Cut off shorts.
3. Ze glasses.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food and drink.
2. Air.
3. Teal.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My brain.
2. This stupid computer...
3. Tampons. Gotta have tampons amirite?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Converge
2. The Locust
3. Genghis Tron

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. -
2. -
3. -

I couldn't tell you.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. -
2. -
3. -

Too difficult to choose.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1.
2.
3.

Perfect censorship!

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. -
2. -
3. -

No time to waste on regrets, sir.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Acceptance.
2. Loyalty.
3. Humor.

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. -
2. -
3. -

Who am I to say? That'd be pretty vain.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I like Eastern philosophy.
2. I used to pick my nose all the time.
3. I was once in a boy band. I was referred to as "the straight one".

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Shorter stature. Not like midget short, but shorter. LoL
2. Clean teeth. Yellow/brown teeth are enough to make me puke. it's not even an appearance issue, it's hygiene.
3. Clean body. See above.

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Sense of humor.
2. A calm mind, to help balance my erratic thought processes.
3. Humble. I can't stand overly confident people.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Calm down.
2. Find myself attractive.
3. Forgive myself after I hurt someone.

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. That sense of wonder.
2. Freedom.
3. Being oblivious to the world at large.

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. -
2. -
3. -

I don't need anything.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My mom's influence.
2. Growing up poor.
3. 6 years of isolating myself from society.

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing.
2. Gaming.
3. Picking at people's brains and finding out what makes them tick.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1.
2.
3.



THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Possibly a pyrotechnician. I know quite a bit about that stuff. But I dunno.
2. Tattoo artist, maybe...
3. Who knows. LoL

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. -
2. -
3. -

Anywhere away from people.

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Homer Simpson.
2. Stewie Griffin
3. Master Shake

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Wang
2. Peter
3. Dick

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Teal XD
2. Anna Maria
3. Florence... O_O

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be known for something. What? Who knows?
2. Finish this stupid house or burn it down...
3. Yeah, you know it!

Thar ye be! I tag no one! Woot!